Stand up for health and showcase your patriotic pride by becoming a member of The Woo Woo Caucus — a satirical twist on the movement toward a healthier America.
Elevate your casual wear with our custom hooded sweatshirts, crafted from 100% ring-spun US cotton for ultimate softness and durability. This relaxed-fit sweatshirt features a jersey-lined hood with a natural colored flatcord (white flatcords for white and ivory color variants), and a white flatcord on the white variant, along with rolled forward shoulders for added comfort. Proudly a member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol, it is made using OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes and clean pigment dye colors that are salt-free, ensuring a sustainable and environmentally friendly production process.
.: 100% ring-spun US cotton
.: Light fabric (6.4 oz/yd² (217 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Sewn-in twill label
.: Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
.: Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes clean pigment dye colors are salt free
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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